Christmas Cracker Jokes

Florence · 25-Dec-2006, 16:55

So here we are on Christmas Day. Full of grub and booze wearing our silly hats. What jokes did we all get in our Crackers:

I got - What did the stupid jelly fish do???...........................................

It Set!!

And the next one Please.....

AL900SL · 25-Dec-2006, 19:34

How did the Canon Baller loose his job.

He got fired..

Mr C · 25-Dec-2006, 21:46

What do you call a man with a spade on his head...

Doug

Rushjob · 25-Dec-2006, 22:06

What do you call a man with a trowel on his head???

Dougless

swannymere · 26-Dec-2006, 07:24

What does a Sea Monster eat?

Fish and Ships

Florence · 26-Dec-2006, 07:34

How does a Vampire get across the Sea??...................................

On a blood Vessel................................

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode
Postbit Selector
Use Horizontal Postbit

25-Dec-2006, 19:34	#2
AL900SL Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 203 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Worcestershire Mood: Poor Grammer How did the Canon Baller loose his job. He got fired.. Reply

25-Dec-2006, 21:46	#3
Mr C Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,001 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Chorley What do you call a man with a spade on his head... Doug Reply

25-Dec-2006, 22:06	#4
Rushjob Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,802 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lincs Mood: :-) What do you call a man with a trowel on his head??? Dougless Reply

26-Dec-2006, 07:24	#5
swannymere Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,863 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Winchester-ish Mood: High as a kite! What does a Sea Monster eat? Fish and Ships Reply

26-Dec-2006, 07:34	#6
Florence Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,211 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Enjoying the most of my hard earned wages and Mood: living my life to the full How does a Vampire get across the Sea??................................... On a blood Vessel................................ Reply