ANOTHER TUESDAY JOKE

Wadd · 24-Feb-2004, 18:22

Two sharks were swimming in the North Sea.

One says to the other "Im getting fed up of eating mackrel all the time"

The other says " Never mind, lets swim over to Morecombe Bay and pick up a Chinese.

Desmondo · 24-Feb-2004, 19:17

Police have now actually solved the whole Morcambe mystery. The Chinese were told to come out of the water when it got to knee high. The only problem was Nee Hi was sitting in the van

Jasper · 24-Feb-2004, 19:50

Two fishermen found some shoes floating in Morecombe bay,it was alright though,they were only Winkle pinkers.

rcgbob44 · 24-Feb-2004, 21:41

Please, Please............these are so old!

rcgbob44 · 24-Feb-2004, 21:42

Sorry about that chaps I had no idea you were from "North of the Water" and Essex.

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24-Feb-2004, 18:22	#1
Wadd Registered Forum User Posts: 44 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Swindon, Wiltshire ANOTHER TUESDAY JOKE Two sharks were swimming in the North Sea. One says to the other "Im getting fed up of eating mackrel all the time" The other says " Never mind, lets swim over to Morecombe Bay and pick up a Chinese. Reply

24-Feb-2004, 19:17	#2
Desmondo Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,698 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Braintree, Essex. Mood: :devil: Police have now actually solved the whole Morcambe mystery. The Chinese were told to come out of the water when it got to knee high. The only problem was Nee Hi was sitting in the van Reply

24-Feb-2004, 19:50	#3
Jasper Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,707 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: YORK Two fishermen found some shoes floating in Morecombe bay,it was alright though,they were only Winkle pinkers. Reply

24-Feb-2004, 21:41	#4
rcgbob44 Registered Forum User BSB Star Bikes: 998s, Jota, KTM 690 Duke Posts: 5,990 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: My Jota goes rumpety rump! & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! Please, Please............these are so old! Reply

24-Feb-2004, 21:42	#5
rcgbob44 Registered Forum User BSB Star Bikes: 998s, Jota, KTM 690 Duke Posts: 5,990 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: My Jota goes rumpety rump! & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! Sorry about that chaps I had no idea you were from "North of the Water" and Essex. Reply