Burger Van Shoot-out

Desmondo · 25-Feb-2004, 16:53

Looks like a burger war has broken out in my home town.
BBC News Link

Apparently a burger van on an industrial estate moved on to someone else's "Burger Van" patch. So the original guy threatens to shoot the other one unless he moves on. A week later the new guy is knee-capped by the original burger homie, who then proceeds to run away (Yes, that's run. No getaway car involved) back to his burger van. The outcome should be of no surprise as the knee-capped dude phones the police and tells them what happened. They then promptly go and arrest the burger homie.

Right, I'm off out to set up a burger van. With one in hospital and the other in the slammer, business should be good

Henners · 25-Feb-2004, 17:33

... wear your knee sliders for protection

Desmondo · 26-Feb-2004, 09:03

This was taken shortly after the shooting

antonye · 26-Feb-2004, 09:12

You think that's bad, the Police in this part of the county are having a crackdown on evil Coke dealers...

uncle porry · 01-Mar-2004, 08:26

desmondo, i`ll have a double mushroom burger with onions please....

oh, and a nice cup of tea...

BlueBell · 01-Mar-2004, 15:52

rcgbob44 · 01-Mar-2004, 16:03

Desmondo
I`ll have a lardy burger with extra lard and cheese!

Desmondo · 01-Mar-2004, 16:29

No probs with the burgers guys. That'll be £15 each.
What do you mean that's expensive? You seen the price of bullet proof vests these days?

Dazza · 02-Mar-2004, 13:35

Make those mushrooms 'Angels Trumpets'!
Go on ask me why....

[Edited on 2-3-2004 by Dazza]

uncle porry · 02-Mar-2004, 18:02

ok dazza, why ??

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25-Feb-2004, 17:33	#2
Henners Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,338 Join Date: May 2002 Every cloud ... ... wear your knee sliders for protection Reply

26-Feb-2004, 09:03	#3
Desmondo Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,698 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Braintree, Essex. Mood: :devil: EXCLUSIVE PHOTO This was taken shortly after the shooting Reply

26-Feb-2004, 09:12	#4
antonye Administrator Webteam MotoGP God Bikes: 748S, HM1100S, V4SP, Was: DD-A #111 Posts: 13,080 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in Essex Mood: Passion Killer You think that's bad, the Police in this part of the county are having a crackdown on evil Coke dealers... Reply

01-Mar-2004, 08:26	#5
uncle porry Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 650 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: the planet zorb desmondo, i`ll have a double mushroom burger with onions please.... oh, and a nice cup of tea... Reply

01-Mar-2004, 15:52	#6
BlueBell Registered Forum User GTL Posts: 429 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Reading, Berkshire Mood: Moving Up in the world. Reply

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rcgbob44 Registered Forum User BSB Star Bikes: 998s, Jota, KTM 690 Duke Posts: 5,990 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Coulsdon, Surrey...........and hopefully Germany at some point in the future. Mood: My Jota goes rumpety rump! & I have my wife exactly where she wants me! Desmondo I`ll have a lardy burger with extra lard and cheese! Reply

01-Mar-2004, 16:29	#8
Desmondo Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,698 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Braintree, Essex. Mood: :devil: No probs with the burgers guys. That'll be £15 each. What do you mean that's expensive? You seen the price of bullet proof vests these days? Reply

02-Mar-2004, 13:35	#9
Dazza Registered Forum User Mille Posts: 203 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Shoreham by Sea, West Sussex, UK Mood: Rossi-tastico! Make those mushrooms 'Angels Trumpets'! Go on ask me why.... [Edited on 2-3-2004 by Dazza] Reply

02-Mar-2004, 18:02	#10
uncle porry Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 650 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: the planet zorb ok dazza, why ?? Reply