Toilet Tissue

mat2hew · 24-Jun-2009, 23:08

I have a small convenience store which sells almost everything, after 16 years not much surprises or amuses me any more, in fact I find the whole thing very boring indeed, But, A few days ago a member of staff said in a panicked tone “there's been a run on toilet paper, we've been wiped out” after about 20 minutes when most of the staff and customers had calmed down a bit she said..... “What?”...

webteam · 24-Jun-2009, 23:17

Good one!

I have an image of 'Open all hours' and Ronnie Barker in my head now

mat2hew · 25-Jun-2009, 09:08

My dad always watched that, he used to call me his little errand boy! But that was a long time ago now.

Matt 'Granville' Lawson #72

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24-Jun-2009, 23:17	#2
webteam The Webteam DSC Club Rep Webteam Ducati Meccanica Bikes: A Virtual Ducati Posts: 2,500 Join Date: Mar 2000 Good one! I have an image of 'Open all hours' and Ronnie Barker in my head now *If you experience any problems or have suggestions on improvements whilst visiting our website, please contact the Webteam by Personal Message or by* *emailing* *us.* Reply

25-Jun-2009, 09:08	#3
mat2hew Registered Forum User Big Twin Bikes: Monster 620ie, 916Bip, Suzuki Gs500 And a Ridgeback but I have to pedal that one Posts: 1,000 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Maidstone Mood: Scared! Granville My dad always watched that, he used to call me his little errand boy! But that was a long time ago now. Matt 'Granville' Lawson #72 Reply