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      The Wife the Sheep and the Pig 
  A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm ...
 His wife is lying in bed reading.
 The man says ...
 "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache" 
 The wife replies ...
 "I think you'll find, that is a sheep" 
 The man replies ...
 "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"