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[Carbon749]

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed, when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache".

"Perfect," her husband said. " I was just in the bathroom powdering my d*ck with aspirin.
You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!!!

[swannymere]

I don't get it,can you explain it?

[scully]

Originally posted by swannymere
I don't get it,can you explain it?

My god where did you that avatar? Please dont tell me you know these girls!

[guest1]

Funeral being held for woman who has just passed away.
On the way out of the church the pallbearer stumbles and the coffin bumps into a wall, whereupon there is a muffled moan from within the coffin.
They open the coffin and find she is alive.
She gets out and it turns out that she lives for another 10 years then passes away.
On the way out of the church the second time the husband shouts "Watch out for that wall"

[antonye]

Originally posted by scully
My god where did you that avatar? Please dont tell me you know these girls!

Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh ... er ... apparently.

[swannymere]

I needed somewhere to park the bike,the space next door is free!