Where's YOUR mobile? 
  Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
 
 A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
 
 speaker-function and begins to talk.
 
 Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
 
 > MAN: "Hello"
 
 > WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
 
 > MAN: "Yes"
 
 > WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
 
 > coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
 
 > MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
 
 > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
 
 > models.
 
 > I saw one I really liked."
 
 > MAN: "How much?"
 
 > WOMAN: "£70,000"
 
 > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
 
 > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year
 
 > is back on the market.
 
 > They're asking £950,000"
 
 > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They
 
 > will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really
 is a pretty good price."
 
 > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
 
 > MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
 
 > The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
 
 > him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
 
 > He smiles and asks:
 
 > "Anyone know whose phone this is? "