Beerloom (noun). Any item that one wouldn't ordinarily touch with a bargepole, but which suddenly seems irresistible when one goes on eBay p1ssed out of one's skull in the wee small hours. "A Madness fruit machine? What on earth possessed you? How much did you pay?" "Nearly three hundred quid? It's a fscking beerloom!"
Oh i dony know, i just picked up a genuine Ducati stand, circa £120 new, in as new condition, for £55!
Because its seller didnt describe it well enough, no-one seemed to bid on it. Yet, two items below, same thing, described well, was over £80 when i last looked.