Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Southern Monkeys and Sat Nav!

[JPM]

Well I have just learned that Tim (Rattler) will be venturing oop nurf this weekend, and also collecting his wets, apparently he will be supplied with a postcode for his Sat Nav.

I'm just laughing at what responses it will return....

"Does not compute, does not compute...."

In a HAL voice from 2001

"Tim...where are we going?, I cannot find SK10 in my database... how are you today?"

As he passes Watford Gap..

"Tim, I detect grey murky WET weather ahead, turn around"



:P

[Jools]

I've got Sat Nav...it works great all over the UK.

Then I tried it on holiday in Southern Ireland and it started doing the Sat Nav equivalent of "Well now sor, If you're wanting to go there I wouldn't start from here"

[rcgbob44]

I`m on my third top of the range garmin and its rubbish, it will not point to a programmed way point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rattler]

Yep, I'm up for the Man Utd v Arsenal match on Sunday.

With the SatNav to guide me, and the TV to entertain me, it'll be a breeze!!!

I do normally get a nosebleed when I get past Oxford, so I'll be sure to take breathing aparatus and a passport!!!

The SatNav in the motor is fantastic, I don't know how anyone can do without one!!! But the voice does get annoying, so good job there's a mute button!!!

See ya Sunday mate!!

Tim

[JPM]

Bring a Northern passport, especially if you're going to Old Trafford...

Should I assume you're a Man U fan? simply because no one in Manchester supports them

[Rattler]

Nope, I'm a Liverpool fan - I was born there!!!

Any team that beats the Man U w*****s - gets my support!!!
Tim

[JPM]

Don't blame you mate...

So you're a plastic scouser then?