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Old 10-Nov-2004, 23:17
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This has been doing the rounds on text messages, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it with you all..... apolgies if you have already heard this !



I have been barred from ALL B&Q stores for life........

Some pillock in orange dungarees walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking.........

So I got the first punch in !!!!



p.s Thanks to Tart 2 for that one !
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Old 10-Nov-2004, 23:25
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Old 10-Nov-2004, 23:31
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Originally posted by HellsBells
This has been doing the rounds on text messages, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it with you all..... apolgies if you have already heard this !



I have been barred from ALL B&Q stores for life........

Some pillock in orange dungarees walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking.........

So I got the first punch in !!!!



p.s Thanks to Tart 2 for that one !

Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

Smartar*e!



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Old 10-Nov-2004, 23:35
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Old 11-Nov-2004, 08:31
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Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

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Tony, Hells is a Helen!
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Old 11-Nov-2004, 09:00
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Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

Smartar*e!

Tony, Hells is a Helen!



Too many Stella's mate?

I know who Helen is, which is why I asked her if she got a kick in the nads in while he went down!

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by tp-996]
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Old 11-Nov-2004, 09:14
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A case of too many ins methinks. :P
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Old 11-Nov-2004, 21:18
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ideal !!!!!!!!!!!!! ive never been banned form b&q before but theres a first time for everything
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