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| #1  23-Dec-2004, 20:17 | ||||
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| Santa has a problem Santa will not make it to the USA this year. He has been banned as: He has a beard. He wears funny clothes. He originally came from a Muslim country. He is bringing animals that have not been properly quarantined. He has not declared a flight path to the FAA. He intends to fly close to tall buildings. He is a self confessed house breaker on many millions of occasions. He is carrying millions of parcels that he has not packed himself and which have not been cleared by security _________________  Bl**dy Americans.....  |
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