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Old 22-Jul-2005, 14:56
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English man, Welsh man and A French man all get a visit from the Angel Gabriel who says he will grant them 1 wish each as long as it benefits other people.

Welsh man asks 'Can you make Wales fertile for ever so we're never short of food'

granted says Gabriel.

French man asks 'Could we have a big wall around France to stop foreigners getting in'

granted says Gabriel.

English man asks 'How high is that wall around France?'

150 feet high answers Gabriel.

Englishman says 'Fill it with water then please'

(Politically correct note..it is well documented that i love France so no abuse please especially from Phillipe)
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