Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Chav humour

[Eamonn]

1. What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please?

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chaville?
Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car
wash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

24. Two chavs jump off Beachy Head, who wins?
Society

oi, hope that was a cut and paste job, or in the time you typed that you could have knocked up our advertising section ...

[Eamonn]

Cheeky !!

FYI, I'm working on the final touches to an advertising section right now....

:P

[Mark]

Shocking behaviour on the part of the Webteam Editor!!

Might just have to ban you! Bloody Webteam :P