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Old 30-Jan-2006, 23:49
everton
 
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Guys - bravery ?? - do you have guts or balls?

Gut's or Ball's

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ..

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: You're next.


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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