| Memo from IT support desk
Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec 31st 2006. Instead, everyone will be provided with an "Etch-A-Sketch". There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Virus problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it
Q. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I create a New Document window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A. Pick it up and shake it.
Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.  | 
31-Jan-2006, 12:19 
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