| Sorry,Sunday Joke 2
This couple had only been married for two weeks and, after the honeymoon,
the husband, though very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going down to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from at least 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, Italy, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have
frozen Glasses and ... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long.
I'll be right back.
I promise.
OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, shrimp scampi, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and teriyaki pork ...
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN sh*t ! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR FRIGGIN' BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FRIGGIN' MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES,MOTHER F**KER, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT sh*t
IS OVER, GOT THAT, ******* ?"
And, they lived happily ever after.  | 
12-Feb-2006, 11:33 
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