Why Men are happier than women > > Men Are Just Happier People. > What do you expect from such simple creatures? > Your last name stays put. > The garage is all yours. > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > Chocolate is just another snack. > You can be President. > You can never be pregnant. > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > You can wear NO shirt to a water park. > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > The world is your urinal. > You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too dirty. > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > Same work, more pay. > Wrinkles add character. > Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental-£100. > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > The occasional well-rendered belch is pr! actually expected. > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > One mood all the time. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > You know stuff about tanks. > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > You can open all your own jars. > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. > Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > You almost never have strap problems in public You are unable to see > wrinkles in your clothes. > Everything on your face stays its original colour. > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > You only have to shave your face and neck. > You can play with toys all your life. > Your belly usually hides your big hips. > One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons! . > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > No wonder men are happier.
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