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Old 12-Apr-2006, 14:30
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well i never...... Interesting read!

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his

wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of

thumb".



Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled

"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered

into the English language.



The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred

and Wilma Flintstone.



Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.



Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.



Coca-Cola was originally green.



It is impossible to lick your elbow.



The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000



Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.



The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.



Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar



111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321



If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in

the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in

the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the

horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural

causes.



Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until

you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand



Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser

printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.



Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey



In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by

ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the

bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep

tight."



It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month

after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with

all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their

calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which

we know today as the honeymoon.



In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old

England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them

"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the

phrase "mind your P's and Q's"



Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the

rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they

used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase

inspired by this practice.



Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you

can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the human mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at

Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a

word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be

in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed

it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 15:46
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Quote:
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until

you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand


One Hundred And One!
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 15:57
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Bloody elbow!!!
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 15:59
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i was tempted to trying the elbow licking.... i will once i get home i rekon.
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 16:08
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Like the people airborne over the US in any given hour, when I was in India one of the statistics that they quote is that in a country of 1.1 billion people, at any given moment of the day there are 10 million people on a train - most of them on the roof I guess.

Oh and Weeksy...are you sure it's your elbow you're going to try licking when you get home?

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Old 12-Apr-2006, 16:19
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well it's not YOUR elbow... of that you can be certain
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 16:46
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working for an accountants, I went straight for my calculator and yep, it's right spooky

my elbow is exactly 8cm from the end of my tongue - come and have a go if you think you're hard enough



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Old 12-Apr-2006, 17:33
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... and another thing it's nigh on impossible to touch your right elbow with your right index finger ... the same goes for the left elbow/finger - spooky that innit
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 17:57
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Im totally gobsmacked at the trivia we get on this board . Don't we just love statistic's and any thing with a tint of WOW, who works out this stuff in the first place.4D
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Old 12-Apr-2006, 21:31
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that is interesting, any more folks ?
here`s one....the american p51 mustang of ww2 had 27ft of ammunition, if a pilot emptied the lot into a jerry plane he got back to base and declared " i gave it the whole nine yards "
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