| Friday Funny
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonnaf*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off" | 
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