Rip-off Britain
How’s this for you
Last months list
Three parking tickets
The first of which was delivered while I was standing with my back to my car, by a fly by mopeded tos*er who luckily for him had sped off without introducing him self to me. £40
The second was received within three minuets on an industrial estate £50
The third was received while sitting in my car with the engine running, having pulled up to make a phone call
I opened my passenger window to inquire as to what the f**k he thought he was doing, he informed me that he had issued the ticket and if I drove off I was already fined.
I suggested that he should give me the ticket so that I could find a suitable place to ram it, at which point he asked me if I was assaulting him, I told him that at this time I was not assaulting him but I would be in the very near future, he radioed the police £70 and still on the run?
Two times in to red kens catch area without knowing £80
One flash for cash, £150 and three more points on their way (rolling down a hill again nutter)
Bill £390 this month and I ain’t been out on me bike yet
I have been living in my sh**hole of a country for forty years and I will mown about it as much as I like.
I bet not many of you don’t fall foul of the law while in pursuit of your daily lives this year.
Just remeber you are only one roll on in third away from jail



