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[BDG]

Riding to work this morning very slowly thru the roadworks on the motorway i was following a big blue tanker signed up

Bloggs Transport, Hazardous Effluent.
24 hour delivery, guaranteed.

I think surely people want hazardous effluent collecting not delivering, then go onto to think........mmmmm! that nasty neighbour! lets ring the transport company....

Hello there, do you hazardous effluent deliveries.

Yes, great, do you accept credit cards.

OK can you please deliver to ......... the front lawn or thru the letterbox will do fine please.

Thank you.

Could have discovered a new market here

NB. my neighbour is great.

[rockhopper]

This is stolen from Visordown...


The question was asked about disposing of old engine oil. One guy just uses the postage paid envelopes from amex etc, tapes them to a box and them puts a few old tyres and five gallons of old oil in and sends it back to them! He has to deal with their junk mail so they should deal with his junk. Class!

[antonye]

http://www.vertical-visions.com/_tem...id/index2.html

[nelly]

AM I WARPED? ................................. do you really want/need an answer to that

[AK]

anyone who has logo's shaved into their hair is warped!:P

C

ps: nelly - you had a good time mate?

[Monty]

Hair,-HAIR-you mean Shaun has hair??????

John
PS: and yes mate you are warped-I should know.

[guest1]

Are you Warped?

Lay yourself down on a sheet of plate glass and see if the missus can get a feeler gauge between you and the glass

hmmm, consider the facts:
- advertises other companies on back of his head
- at each rtl stop point was photographed squatting atop a local bin/pillar
- dreams of sending his neighbours effluent through the post
- rides a numpty
- wheelies on his way out of oulton park

nah, not warped, just yer standard dsc'er.

[Edited on 9-9-2005 by guest1]

[BDG]

Originally posted by guest1
Are you Warped?

Lay yourself down on a sheet of plate glass and see if the missus can get a feeler gauge between you and the glass


[Edited on 9-9-2005 by guest1]

and as for the comments about hair, i only did it so people might notice i'm receding a little at the front

[Edited on 10-9-2005 by BDG]