Friday chuckle

Paul996 · #1 28-Oct-2005, 15:49

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150."

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Monty · #2 28-Oct-2005, 16:05

I wouldn't take the chance either............

John

neilkeogh · #3 28-Oct-2005, 16:06

Paul,

made me chuckle, carefeul though bud, halloween's on it's way

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