Would you re-marry? 
  A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
 wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. 
 
 
 WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 
 
 WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "Of course I do." 
 
 WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." 
 
 WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face). 
 
 HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). 
 
 WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." 
 
 WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 
 
 WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." 
 
 WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 
 
 WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" 
 
 HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." 
 
 WIFE: -- silence -- 
 
 HUSBAND: "****."