I'd prefer my Guiness with a cherry and an umbrella in it than someones arse.
Mind you, round here Mayday is a good wheeze. Up at dawn to go and see the Morris Men prance around the maypole (wait...don't titter....there's method in this). Then, off to the pub which opens at 5:30am for beer and gutbuster brekkies for everyone who has been to see the Morris Men (told ya). First time I went I didn't know whether I could neck a pint at 5:30 am (well, not without being up all night on a sesh) but, surprisingly, I'd had 5 pints by 9am and was completely blootered by 10.
A happy St Patricks Day to you all, at Cheltenham yesterday and today, borrowing my friends laptop, two big winers yesterday lovely, had the big breakfast, on the black stuff already, should be a good day, just spoke to Paddy Power for some inside info.....you never know. Then its back to London to watch the Irish beat England at Twickers tomorrow