New Porsche advert... - Page 2

Totto · 08-Sep-2004, 07:32

Jasper , lay of the Freelander

What the add should say is 'ITs the Biggest pice of C***'
& dont even think of taking it off road cause it will prob fall apart LONG before the first field !

Guess who owns one

[Edited on 8-9-2004 by Totto]

mogwai · 08-Sep-2004, 09:25

I bet plenty of you have small penis`s and you dont own a Jag,Aston,Porsche or bentley....

So what does that make of you...???

uh...hairdressers ?.

Loz · 08-Sep-2004, 10:07

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

A penis is just a 999 substitute.

antonye · 08-Sep-2004, 11:25

More at http://www.sniffpetrol.com/ if you like that sort of thing.

yeti · 08-Sep-2004, 19:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Loz

A penis is just a 999 substitute.

I would rather have a fanny than a 999!

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!

Jools · 08-Sep-2004, 19:21

Yeti, I think you're precisley wrong about that and not nearly right

Mark · 08-Sep-2004, 19:28

Quote:

Originally posted by mogwai

Funny, alas can't comment if it's true, but funny all the same.

Humour, something some people just don't get.

mogwai · 08-Sep-2004, 20:04

Mogwai, with a line like that, you are most certainly lacking in the manhood dept.....

You would'nt want it on the end of your nose as a wart v....

Redruth · 10-Sep-2004, 20:01

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Hesitate to comment on this one as it is clearly 'male domain' stuff.

Hesitation over -

Love the adverts. Also,

"Porsche - too small to get laid in but you'll get laid as soon as you get out".

Having said that, I've always agreed with the consensus that sports cars are a penis substitute. I never bother to chat up posh car owners, Cars just don't do it for me, but nice bikes??? Can't help meself.

P:P

andyb · 10-Sep-2004, 20:22

You still chatting up blokes then? I must admit reading a thread recently, cant remember which, was of the opinion that men didnt blow your frock up....with respect obviously!!

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08-Sep-2004, 07:32	#11
Totto Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,262 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Northern Ireland Mood: Not so broke any more !!!!!!!! Jasper , lay of the Freelander What the add should say is 'ITs the Biggest pice of C***' & dont even think of taking it off road cause it will prob fall apart LONG before the first field ! Guess who owns one [Edited on 8-9-2004 by Totto] Reply

08-Sep-2004, 09:25	#12
mogwai Registered Forum User 888 at Last !!! Posts: 940 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Supernova heights.. Mood: IF IN DOUBT..GET BLAGGING. I bet plenty of you have small penis`s and you dont own a Jag,Aston,Porsche or bentley.... So what does that make of you...??? uh...hairdressers ?. Reply

08-Sep-2004, 10:07	#13
Loz Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,973 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: West Sussex Mood: Train comes and I know its destination I've said it before and I'll say it again: A penis is just a 999 substitute. Reply

08-Sep-2004, 11:25	#14
antonye Administrator Webteam MotoGP God Bikes: 748S, HM1100S, V4SP, Was: DD-A #111 Posts: 13,088 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in Essex Mood: Passion Killer More at http://www.sniffpetrol.com/ if you like that sort of thing. Reply

08-Sep-2004, 19:21	#16
Jools DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,930 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bedfordshire Mood: MT Meglomaniac Yeti, I think you're precisley wrong about that and not nearly right Reply

08-Sep-2004, 20:04	#18
mogwai Registered Forum User 888 at Last !!! Posts: 940 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Supernova heights.. Mood: IF IN DOUBT..GET BLAGGING. Mogwai, with a line like that, you are most certainly lacking in the manhood dept..... You would'nt want it on the end of your nose as a wart v.... Reply

10-Sep-2004, 20:22	#20
andyb Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 6,720 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: northampton Mood: Has change happened...must of missed it! You still chatting up blokes then? I must admit reading a thread recently, cant remember which, was of the opinion that men didnt blow your frock up....with respect obviously!! Reply