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Old 12-Oct-2004, 15:40   #21
Old Yella Old Yella is offline
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Would you give up sex for riding?:P

Hey KB, thougt one came with the other, as the actress said to the bishop.

On the other hand(s******), why?

I am sure the throbbing of a V-twin under the pillion, or even riders, seat of any woman would stir the feelings of needing to go ever faster, faster, faster, faster? :P

I am so glad I am not coming to Gunthorpe tonight
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 15:42   #22
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Would you give up sex for riding?

.......she'll be talking about leaving the G string alone and flogging the guitar next.....
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 15:53   #23
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Nobody has mentioned Sex with Bikes yet...

Most of my late teenage years were spent having Sex with Bikes

Lost my virginity with the village bike, and it seemed to set the trend for the next few years
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 16:24   #24
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Nobody has mentioned Sex with Bikes yet...


Don't you find the soot itches and the exhaust gets hot!!

I'll get me coat
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 16:38   #25
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Well anytime you wanna ride a real monster, just give me a shout...

Thats an S4R Monster

You know what they say about people who talk about it all the time....S4R Monsters that is
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 19:15   #26
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"Whats Sex"

Please send your answers to Mrs Red-Leader !
Mind you I am out on my bike a lot.
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Old 13-Oct-2004, 18:54   #27
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i was going out with a really nice lass and had a 748 unit she said one day its the bike or me so i had to do it bye love i aint parting with the bike it never turned me down when i wanted a ride
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Old 14-Oct-2004, 01:26   #28
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I had sex once, messy affair!!!!!!.................................... ...........
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Old 14-Oct-2004, 10:47   #29
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Originally posted by Jools
Nobody has mentioned Sex with Bikes yet...

Most of my late teenage years were spent having Sex with Bikes

Lost my virginity with the village bike, and it seemed to set the trend for the next few years

at leats i wasnt the only one who went down that horrible apth

it would ahve to be sex, the bike would never go

you could always use your hands ???
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