In the Chicken Ranch *****house in the middle of the desert a trucker enters.
 Trucker: "Ma'am, I've been on the road for thirteen weeks non-stop. Here's a thousand dollars if you can let me have your ugliest wh0re and a spam sandwich."
 Madam: "Sir, for a thousand dollars you can have my finest wh0re and a three course steak lunch"
 Trucker: "Ma'am, I'm not horney, just homesick"
 
 [Edited on 15-10-2004 by guest1]