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Old 29-Nov-2006, 10:07   #1
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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the toilet...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/4351490.stm


AAArrrrrggg!

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Old 29-Nov-2006, 10:11   #2
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The creature has been spotted on several occasions and homeowners have put bricks on toilet seats in a bid to keep the beast from popping out of the pan.

You would have thought it simpler, easier and FAR safer just to call in someone to deal with it... stunning though. all sorts of possible jokes to spring from this one I'm sure
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Old 29-Nov-2006, 10:32   #3
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I'm curious... how do you coax a 10ft boa into a bucket?!!!
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Old 29-Nov-2006, 10:37   #4
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I'm curious... how do you coax a 10ft boa into a bucket?!!!

Very carefully!

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Old 29-Nov-2006, 10:38   #5
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You would have thought it simpler, easier and FAR safer just to call in someone to deal with it... stunning though.

They did - the story says they did a fibre-optic cable search of the system but didn't find it!

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Old 29-Nov-2006, 10:50   #6
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HOLY ****!!!

Can't say I am scared of snakes but I reckon that might be a tad of a shocker in the middle of the night :8
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Old 29-Nov-2006, 11:02   #7
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Old 29-Nov-2006, 11:44   #8
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They did - the story says they did a fibre-optic cable search of the system but didn't find it!

Must be a NInja boa then
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Old 29-Nov-2006, 12:50   #9
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However a resident who came face-to-face with the snake - thought to be female

That makes all the difference.
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I thought this was another George Michael thread.
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